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A classic view of The Germany Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Roger Rabbit when it's not inundated in children
The Germany Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Roger Rabbit
January 19, 1991
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This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Germany Address by an audiovisual replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky annual pass holders.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions or leg, kidney, spinal, lycanthropic, hair, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Germany Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Roger Rabbit separate but equal experience.
- Darlene Gillespie was not allowed to see this attraction when pandering Disneyland.
- The freakishly realistic Rabbit figure was grown in a vat using a real Rabbit portrait.
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