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Above: The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction during repairs
The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel
May 1, 1979
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an invisible replica of President Weasel.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
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