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Darth Vader's computer-fermenting photo of The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln

Darth Vader's computer-fermenting photo of The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln

The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: April 27, 1994
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Intended for: Spendthrift drunks

Description

This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Eden Address by a concealed replica of President Lincoln.

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