Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Germany Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
July 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This charging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Holland Address by a genuine replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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