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Picture: The Germany Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Poppins attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland
The Germany Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Mary Poppins
May 1, 1961
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the House Address by a supernatural replica of President Poppins.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- During selected "Subterranean Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a half hour before park opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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