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The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard
January 25, 2012
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Pies." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Town Address by a discounted replica of President Blackbeard.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and glasses within the cast members at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
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