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Above: The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard attraction as seen from the top of the desert
The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard
April 26, 1964
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically animatronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the California Address by a free replica of President Blackbeard.
- If traveling with bloody children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Yen Sid photo thingy.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $36 million to refurbish.
- The robotic Blackbeard figure was grown in a vat using a real Blackbeard neighbor's diary.
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