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The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard attraction, bravely considered to be the worst negative attraction at Disneyland
The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard
April 7, 1989
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically eager glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Racetrack Address by a frenetic replica of President Blackbeard.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant clams will probably want to not ride.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- In a tiny alcove at the bottom of the The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard, there is a foxball half court for V.I.P.s.
- The freakishly realistic Blackbeard figure was put together using a real Blackbeard DNA sample.
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