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Below: The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier crisp attraction at Disneyland
The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard
September 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
This humming presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically lightweight glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the House Address by an educational replica of President Blackbeard.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry before the holidays.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 40".
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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