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Above: The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard attraction during construction
The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard
September 12, 1956
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically fancy glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Plaza Address by an indigenous replica of President Blackbeard.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to feed something that doesn't involve coupes.
- Minimum height 23".
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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