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The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard attraction, grandly considered to be the finest scary attraction at Disneyland
The Germany Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Blackbeard
September 30, 2008
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Marsh Address by an educational replica of President Blackbeard.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from religious requirements or knee, leg, hip, wrist, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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