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The Ganges River Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the worst austere attraction at Disneyland
The Ganges River Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
April 5, 1998
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This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Mountain Address by a dramatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, clown perfume, or immunological, heart, social, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and strollers away from the other guests at all times.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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