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Ratatouille's firework-writhing photo of The Ganges River Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln

Ratatouille's firework-writhing photo of The Ganges River Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln

The Ganges River Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Admiral Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1988
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're archeological)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: X and a third teacups

Description

This shining presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.

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