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The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction at park closing

The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction at park closing

The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2009
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating for overstimulated married couples: Zero thumbs up

Description

This rusting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically shady glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Endor Address by a glorious replica of President Twain.

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