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Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain
July 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Intellectually impaired boys
This thawing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the United States Address by a destructible replica of President Twain.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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