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The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain
July 2, 2004
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Crazy War in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the California Address by a nonsensical replica of President Twain.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- On its last month of operation, the The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain barely wrote.
- The robotic Twain figure was fashioned using a real Twain fingerprint.
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