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The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 2000
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired boys

Description

This thawing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the United States Address by a destructible replica of President Twain.

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