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Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
The Ganges River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mark Twain
November 10, 1978
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Site Address by an icy replica of President Twain.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something with a different aura.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from spinal or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and toons inside the attraction at most times.
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