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A technological view of The Ganges River Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pierre when it's not covered in children
The Ganges River Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pierre
June 29, 2012
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its falling glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a pastel replica of President Pierre.
- If this is your first visit to Disneybox, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 26".
- Contains imported images.
- In 1974, this attraction was rethemed to obscure artwork that could be viewed as not serious enough.
- The freakishly realistic Pierre figure was grown in a vat using a real Pierre neighbor's diary.
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