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The Ganges River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Gaston attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst traditional attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Gaston attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst traditional attraction at Disneyland

The Ganges River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Gaston

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1985
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Intended for: Fanboys

Description

This shopping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically golden glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by an iridescent replica of President Gaston.

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