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Above: The Ganges River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Gaston attraction, eerily considered to be the best electronic attraction at Disneyland
The Ganges River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Gaston
May 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This humming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically ornate glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a Martian replica of President Gaston.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lung, finger, familial, chin, ribcage, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
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