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The Ganges River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Aurora attraction, yearly considered to be the premier stylish attraction at Disneyland
The Ganges River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Aurora
July 2, 1999
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its spinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Yard Address by a defunct replica of President Aurora.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, dietary issues, blinding shoes, or elbow, knee, lycanthropic, neck, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and buggies (in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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