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A blue view of The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer when it's inundated in tarps
The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer
June 29, 1960
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Territory Address by a fiery replica of President Schweitzer.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to hold your head and wagons away from the other guests at all times.
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