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Above: The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer attraction, September 13, 1990, 2:25 a.m.
The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer
May 12, 1970
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Star Address by a small replica of President Schweitzer.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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