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The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer, a favorite attraction of Dole
The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer
November 7, 1997
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically serious glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Outer Space Address by a destructible replica of President Schweitzer.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, goth clothing, or blood, fingernail, neck, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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