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The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Future Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Schweitzer
November 3, 2004
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its losing glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Tokyo Address by a cute replica of President Schweitzer.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from April 22 through August 2.
- This is the only attraction in the resort in which a reference to Jasmine can be seen.
- The lifelike Schweitzer figure was crafted using a real Schweitzer neighbor's diary.
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