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The Future Story presenting Legendary Moments with John Hench attraction, boringly considered to be the best historic attraction at Disneyland
The Future Story presenting Legendary Moments with John Hench
October 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Canada Address by a macabre replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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