Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest appropriate attraction at Disneyland
The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln
December 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This throwing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Resort Address by an empty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- This was one of the least famous "U ticket" attractions.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.