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The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln show during a moment of contemplation
The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln
April 1, 1967
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This closing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by an overhead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this show may become a water show.
- One of the hotrods was said to smell like Luigi.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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