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The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the sea
The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln
April 22, 1980
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Spain Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
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