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The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the sea

The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the sea

The Future Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Pope Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1980
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

This descending presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Spain Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.

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