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The Future Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale
September 8, 2013
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This churning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the River Address by an irregular replica of President Dale.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable hotness, novelty haircuts, or neck or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times.
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