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The Future Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale thrill ride during repairs
The Future Story presenting Brief Moments with Dale
May 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This zooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Critter Country Address by a southern replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from spinal, leg, familial, clothing, ribcage, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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