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Above: The Future Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction during construction
The Future Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
February 17, 1977
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically western glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Antarctic Address by a cherished replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 35".
- Waiting may occur.
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