Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Future Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest electric attraction at Disneyland
The Future Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
November 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically aquatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an inventive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to bring their own precision specticles.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.