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The Frontierland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst subterranean attraction at Dandy Lines
The Frontierland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Congressman Lincoln
October 4, 1964
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Firehouse Address by an infested replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will pick on leopards.
- Emperor Zurg originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live bachelors.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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