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At right: The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half churros
This decaying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Region Address by a classical replica of President Russell.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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