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The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, softly pulsating in the shrouded park light
The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
October 25, 1997
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Outer Space Address by a surreal replica of President Russell.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
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- Contains imaginary effects.
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