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The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, softly pulsating in the shrouded park light

The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, softly pulsating in the shrouded park light

The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1997
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven guests

Description

This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Outer Space Address by a surreal replica of President Russell.

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