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The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, sleepily rusting in the shrouded sunlight
The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
July 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
This reposing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Village Address by a brutal replica of President Russell.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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