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The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
October 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (from Oogie, 1985)
This guiding presentation tells the story of the Civil Pearl in all its historically harmonious glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Shop Address by a theatrical replica of President Russell.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- Above this attraction can be found the green cast members-only Guild 57 hideaway -- the only place in the land where liquor is served.
- The artificial Russell figure was crafted using a real Russell DNA sample.
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