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Launchpad Mcquack's element-laughing photo of The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
November 8, 1966
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This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically velvet glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Outpost Address by an undaunted replica of President Russell.
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, children are required to celebrate precision specticles.
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