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The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, sleepily rusting in the shrouded sunlight

The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, sleepily rusting in the shrouded sunlight

The Frontier Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 2014
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)

Description

This reposing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Village Address by a brutal replica of President Russell.

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