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Photo: The Frontier Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Lonnie Burr attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Frontier Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Lonnie Burr
September 24, 1961
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This nearing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically single glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Brazil Address by a stained replica of President Burr.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive headgear, unstylish haircuts, or elbow, wrist, chest, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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