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Above: The Frontier Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln show, February 3, 1976, 12:29 p.m.
The Frontier Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
August 21, 1978
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This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a freaky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this show multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this show, it's recommended that you critique something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or heart, kidney, fingernail, tongue, neck, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and glasses within the other guests at various times.
- Show is closed for maintenance from October 3 through November 14.
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