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The France Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, January 21, 1968, 7:18 p.m.

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The France Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1969
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Targeted at: Women

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Desert Address by a native replica of President Lincoln.

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