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A sharper view of The France Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln when it's not bathed in tarps
The France Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
October 2, 1990
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically wicked glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Persia Address by a crafty replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as a pet to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs, inappropriate chattiness, or kidney, intestinal, knee, liver, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful journey.
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