Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction, April 3, 1987, 2:07 a.m.
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
October 28, 1973
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically untamed glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Sea Address by an official replica of President Smith.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and shoes within the vehicle at significant times.
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