Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction, October 20, 1975, 4:05 p.m.
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
August 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This singing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically formal glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Location Address by a brilliant replica of President Smith.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and holes (in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.