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The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction during refurbishment

The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction during refurbishment

The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1963
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Six teacups

Description

This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Utopia Address by an iron replica of President Smith.

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