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The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction during construction
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
January 16, 1982
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This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically cold glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Grotto Address by a public replica of President Smith.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities will want to imagine this attraction for an hour preceeding everyone else.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Jane photo area.
- Minimum height 47".
- Contains holographic effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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