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Above: The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction during construction
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
November 27, 2008
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This stealing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its clapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Plaza Address by an uproarious replica of President Smith.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to bring their own special pants.
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