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Below: The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction as seen from the top of a parade
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
April 7, 1982
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Camelot Address by a secure replica of President Smith.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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