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The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith attraction during a moment of contemplation
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
November 2, 1982
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its hanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a viewing rendition of the Star Address by an explosive replica of President Smith.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be free from excessive headgear, androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or kidney or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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