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Above: The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith, a favorite attraction of Merlin
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
December 21, 2010
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Rating for kids:
Six thumbs down (by Pumbaa)
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically recent glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Temple Address by a savage replica of President Smith.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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