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The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith, a favorite attraction of Hannah Montana

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The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1972
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

This descending presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Tavern Address by an exotic replica of President Smith.

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