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Above: Darby O'Gill's rogue-sweeping photo of The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
The France Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dave Smith
April 7, 1974
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Fantasia Address by an inanimate replica of President Smith.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unexpected weather, this ride may smell funny.
- This ride is based on a film made before you were born.
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