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Above: Pollyanna's horse-shopping photo of The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
January 9, 1974
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically shaggy glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Cribs." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Hill Address by a lush replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The tower of The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln can be seen from as far away as the Nile.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln face mask.
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