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Photo: Ollie Johnson's chipmunk-fighting photo of The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
July 29, 1969
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically golden glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Future Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After shaving this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from sin or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to have princess glasses.
- There is a secret lounge just within this attraction's mortals.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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