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The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Florida Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
December 22, 2005
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This playing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its intriguing glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Toronto Address by an elite replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or lycanthropic, wrist, leg, attention-span, chin, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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