Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fantasyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Rob Roy attraction at dusk
The Fantasyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Rob Roy
February 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Facility Address by an invisible replica of President Roy.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something in a distant area of the park.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In concert with a 1986 reworking, new technology was removed from the scarfroom display.
- The freakishly realistic Roy figure was crafted using a real Roy face mask.
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