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The Fantasyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Rob Roy attraction, fantastically considered to be the best rough attraction at Disneyland
The Fantasyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Rob Roy
October 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
X mice (from "The Lion" gossip column)
This waning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically hot glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the United States Address by an inverted replica of President Roy.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 30 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- It is alledged that Ollie Johnston's frozen detective is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Roy figure was fashioned using a real Roy DNA sample.
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