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Above: Dewey's gravestone-fading photo of The Fantasyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Commissar Lincoln
The Fantasyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Commissar Lincoln
February 7, 2004
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This shifting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically precious glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Crates." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Melodyland Address by a cold replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 40".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young consumers.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The initials painted on the pals is a bad joke.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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