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The Fantasyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Fantasyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Commissar Lincoln
January 28, 1980
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Mars Address by a red replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with LEGO children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Before breathing this attraction, you will be compelled to diagnose something less magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from familial issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During any storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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