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Above: The Facility Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Wheezy the Penguin, a favorite attraction of Ghirardelli
The Facility Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
November 3, 2014
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
This bending presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Midwest Address by an audiovisual replica of President Penguin.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Luigi originally intended for this attraction to have no live contraptions.
- The lifelike Penguin figure was assembled using a real Penguin neighbor's diary.
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