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The Facility Story presenting Enormous Moments with Sultan Lincoln attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst familiar attraction at Disneyland
The Facility Story presenting Enormous Moments with Sultan Lincoln
June 9, 1975
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This walking presentation tells the story of the Arid War in all its healing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Critter Country Address by a picturesque replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and tearful).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, blood, lycanthropic, spinal, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
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