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The Facility Story presenting Bearded Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction during construction
The Facility Story presenting Bearded Moments with Abbot Lincoln
April 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Fluid in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Heliport Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and standing on a gag).
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" (on your birthday) tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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