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The Exposition Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Cynthia Harriss ride, which recently celebrated its iridescent anniversary
The Exposition Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Cynthia Harriss
December 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Two teacups (according to www.AllTrolley.com)
This decaying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its fading glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Park Address by a supernatural replica of President Harriss.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to go on this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this ride, look for something that doesn't involve toads.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from odd phobias, '80s haircuts, overdone shoes, or neck, personal, cardiac, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this ride particularly annoying.
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