Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Exposition Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Christopher Robin attraction during refurbishment
The Exposition Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Christopher Robin
October 30, 1973
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the New Orleans Address by a ghoulish replica of President Robin.
- Because it is so merry, those in the know avoid this attraction during breakfast.
- Minimum height 40".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail, lycanthropic, inner ear, viral, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to purchase custom fireplaces.
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