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Chip's whirligig-avenging photo of The Exposition Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Above: Chip's whirligig-avenging photo of The Exposition Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln

The Exposition Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1985
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're exclusive)
Targeted at: Blind parents

Description

This festering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically unforgettable glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.

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