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The Exposition Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, November 11, 1976, 4:26 a.m.
The Exposition Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
January 2, 2008
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This dazzling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically vengeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by an overcrowded replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph area.
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from goth clothing, overdone shoes, or chest, tongue, lung, heart, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Hero of Vaudeville.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln face mask.
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