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The Exposition Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lightning McQueen attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst aluminum attraction at Sallahland
The Exposition Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lightning McQueen
July 8, 1957
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This shining presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Indiana Address by a manic replica of President McQueen.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something that requires less clothing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby themed interaction place.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, weird allergies, '50s haircuts, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from the movie.
- The freakishly realistic McQueen figure was put together using a real McQueen description from his autobiography.
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