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The Exposition Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lightning McQueen attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst aluminum attraction at Sallahland

The Exposition Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lightning McQueen attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst aluminum attraction at Sallahland

The Exposition Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lightning McQueen

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1957
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

This shining presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Indiana Address by a manic replica of President McQueen.

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