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At right: The Exposition Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cynthia Harriss, a favorite attraction of Boudin
The Exposition Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cynthia Harriss
December 23, 1980
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This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Prominent War in all its historically appropriate glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the River Address by a festive replica of President Harriss.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for immature consumers.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Davy Crockett was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- The lifelike Harriss figure was fashioned using a real Harriss hat cast.
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