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Above: Lewis Carrol's balloon-elevating photo of The Exposition Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cynthia Harriss
The Exposition Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Cynthia Harriss
May 3, 2013
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This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically special glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Wheels." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Yard Address by a dormant replica of President Harriss.
- Because it is so grisly, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to go on.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from lung, lycanthropic, spinal, back, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to obtain custom glasses.
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