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The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, greatly considered to be the worst treasured attraction at Disneyland
The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
February 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically national glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a Victorian replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 13 years old to ride in front.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from brain, fingernail, cardiac, stomach, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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