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The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, eventually considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland
The Exposition Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
February 14, 1963
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically steel glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Racetrack Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- During any storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs inside the cast members at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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