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Above: The Epcot Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland
The Epcot Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Empress Lincoln
October 10, 1985
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Something like X plusses
This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically sunburned glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Territory Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" tall.
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