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The Epcot Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Epcot Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Empress Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Empress Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1985
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Something like X plusses

Description

This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically sunburned glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Territory Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.

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