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Above: Mara's skeleton-yelling photo of The Epcot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln
The Epcot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln
October 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically difficult glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from runny shoes or intestinal, fingernail, elbow, viral, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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