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The Epcot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction, dangerously standing in the evening moonlight
The Epcot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln
May 27, 2000
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Wonderland Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses within the cast members at all times.
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