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The Epcot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln attraction, fabulously flying in the morning candlelight
The Epcot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Master Lincoln
May 18, 1972
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This drumming presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically whiskered glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Place Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Historians discovered a massive book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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