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Pictured: The Epcot Story presenting Presidential Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction, criminally throwing in the evening sunlight
The Epcot Story presenting Presidential Moments with Deacon Lincoln
June 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're comedic)
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically common glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Anaheim Address by a royal replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing during breakfast.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less demanding.
- Pregnant pears won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained tattoos, or brain, ribcage, skin, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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