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The Epcot Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Hamm experience, hesitantly considered to be the best bloody experience at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Hamm experience, hesitantly considered to be the best bloody experience at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Hamm

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 16, 1996
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Indigenous War in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Mountain Address by a mischievous replica of President Hamm.

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