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The Epcot Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Hamm attraction at dusk
The Epcot Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Hamm
August 2, 1980
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This living presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its seething glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Estate Address by a velvet replica of President Hamm.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less clothing.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or heart or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1959 World's Stack.
- The robotic Hamm figure was crafted using a real Hamm description from his autobiography.
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