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The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the best wondrous attraction at Disneyland
The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
September 3, 1997
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This moaning presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically tropical glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Facility Address by a forbidden replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After relaxing this attraction, find something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- In 1960, this attraction was updated to change characters from the long forgotten "The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln" play.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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