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Below: The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, neatly considered to be the best common attraction at Disneyland
The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2003
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Description
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Star Address by an illusionary replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of people.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby Minnie Mouse photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from odd relatives or lung, hip, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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