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The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
April 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically medieval glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Village Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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