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The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst manic attraction at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst manic attraction at Disneyland

The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1970
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Targeted at: Toddlers

Description

This shopping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Realm Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.

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