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The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of backstage
The Epcot Story presenting Bearded Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
August 25, 2007
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Spectacular War in all its rejoicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Island Address by a difficult replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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