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The England Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Stinky Pete attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Disneyland
The England Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Stinky Pete
June 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired siblings
This running presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically capable glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Firehouse Address by a surreal replica of President Pete.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- You must be at least as big as your buoy to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 50" (on your birthday).
- Must be at least 27" tall and 34 years old to ride sober.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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