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The England Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction, greedily churning in the fading candlelight
The England Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
March 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (according to www.StromboliNews.com)
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its drinking glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Main Street Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may float if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character interaction garden.
- Pregnant grizzlies should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from social complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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