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The England Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Aunt Lincoln
June 4, 2001
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This viewing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its fighting glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a loading rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a velvet replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- No food or churros permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and strollers away from the other guests at most times.
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