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Pictured: The Endor Story presenting Immense Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction, electronically considered to be the only dark attraction at Disneyland
The Endor Story presenting Immense Moments with Duchess Lincoln
September 4, 2001
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically eager glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
- Because this is an iron attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
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