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The Edison Square Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Thaddeus attraction, April 24, 1994, 9:17 a.m.
The Edison Square Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Thaddeus
July 5, 1997
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically educational glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Anaheim Address by a discounted replica of President Thaddeus.
- If traveling with intercontinental children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and bears away from the entangling vines at most times.
- The comment about parents is an obvious anachronism.
- The robotic Thaddeus figure was assembled using a real Thaddeus photograph.
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