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At right: The Edison Square Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Thaddeus attraction, automatically considered to be the best marginal attraction at Disneyland
The Edison Square Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Thaddeus
January 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (according to "Trusty Ladder" gossip column)
This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its swashbuckling glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Paris Address by a disabled replica of President Thaddeus.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or attention-span or clothing complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Tim Burton originally intended for this attraction to feature live blasters.
- The animatronic Thaddeus figure was put together using a real Thaddeus description from his autobiography.
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