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Above: The Edison Square Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the best colorful attraction at Disneyland
The Edison Square Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
February 24, 2005
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Atlantis Address by a scandalous replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you are patient and unlock the attraction's immitation doors, you may be able to see the salvaged TV.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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