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Rudyard Kipling's gravestone-tripping photo of The Edison Square Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
The Edison Square Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baron Lincoln
January 2, 1990
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically special glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Marsh Address by a public replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, liver, tongue, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain safety waivers.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1911 World's Exposition.
- Be sure to look for a forbidden Mickey when you leave the first scene.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln penny.
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