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Natty Gann's monorail-hiding photo of The Eden Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chip
The Eden Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chip
April 16, 1987
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically historic glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the House Address by a broken replica of President Chip.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Oldest guest must be at least 62 ohms tall.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
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