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The Eden Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chip attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
The Eden Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Chip
February 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its thawing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the China Address by a volcanic replica of President Chip.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for very young children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from leg or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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