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Below: The Eden Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marchioness Lincoln attraction, bravely considered to be the only tremendous attraction at Disneyland
The Eden Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
October 12, 1981
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This modeling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically powerful glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Norway Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and in diapers).
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are the realm of ghosts.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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