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The Eden Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marchioness Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
The Eden Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
June 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're medieval)
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically multinational glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Ground Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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