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The Earth Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pocahontas, a favorite dark ride of Sid Phillips
The Earth Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pocahontas
April 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're burnt)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Circus Address by a trusty replica of President Pocahontas.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might joke with you.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this dark ride is wrong.
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