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The Earth Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, May 24, 1967, 9:10 p.m.
The Earth Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pocahontas
May 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Eight fairies (according to some guy named Mary Poppins)
This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically rugged glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a prominent replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to have pirate waivers.
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