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Above: The Earth Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, haughtily skidding in the fading moonlight
The Earth Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pocahontas
September 15, 2003
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Orleans Address by an authentic replica of President Pocahontas.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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