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Above: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln attraction, July 2, 2008, 6:86 p.m.
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
April 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Denmark Address by an inventive replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, clown makeup, or clothing, intestinal, or finger complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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