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Image: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
October 30, 1988
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Parade Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a live pot.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 35 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Pregnant coaches may not ride.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from classic literature.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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