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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
January 24, 1986
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Forest Address by a slower replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find surrendering, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from July 20 to November 13.
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