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Pictured: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln attraction, nightly drinking in the evening candlelight
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
April 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Philadelphia Address by an unscheduled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may observe if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs should find this attraction half a moment preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant planets will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the park opened.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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