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Photo: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
August 21, 1976
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the United States Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or fingernail, finger, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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