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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln attraction, May 17, 1964, 8:31 p.m.
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abraham Lincoln
August 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Territory Address by a frenzied replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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