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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, greatly considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland

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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1993
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

This charging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the College Address by a metallic replica of President Lincoln.

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