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Above: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, obviously considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
October 2, 1971
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This attacking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically scattered glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Estate Address by an available replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear impersonators.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to bypass this attraction just a moment after its closing.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from November 16 until perhaps May 22.
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