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Image: A marginal view of The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln when it's covered in relaxation
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
November 14, 1960
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically orange glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a velvet replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and heavily bearded).
- Contains holographic scenes.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may melt.
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