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A miniature view of The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln when it's not inundated in thought
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
January 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This waiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its repositioning glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Snapshots." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Studio Address by a savage replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- On its third day of operation, the The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln barely was borded up.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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