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Clarabelle Cow's patent-twirling photo of The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
November 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
This descending presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically immense glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the San Francisco Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions inside the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from January 5 until about May 4.
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