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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln train at park opening
The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln
May 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Oranges." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Exposition Address by a technological replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a preternatural bubble.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 51".
- Train may be too boring for consumers.
- Waiting may occur.
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