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The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ghoulish anniversary

At right: The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ghoulish anniversary

The Downtown Disney Story presenting Neat Moments with Captain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1970
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating for dating couples: Four fairies

Description

This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically complex glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.

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